WHO IS YOUR

MOTHERFUCKER?

That's right, Dad!

You don't choose your dad but you can choose your bags

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LORE

In the depths of suburbia, where lawn mowers roar and grills sizzle...

A legend was born. Not from heroic deeds or noble quests, but from the sacred art of dad jokes, questionable fashion choices, and the eternal struggle with the thermostat.

$DAD isn't just a token - it's a lifestyle. It's the embodiment of every dad who's ever said 'I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes' while snoring on the couch.

From the ashes of failed barbecue attempts and the glory of perfectly mowed lawns, $DAD rises as the ultimate alpha dad energy token. Because every portfolio needs a father figure.

WHO'S YOUR DADDY NOW?

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NFT

MOTHERFUCKER #1

MOTHERFUCKER #1

WEEKEND VISITOR

MOTHERFUCKER #2

MOTHERFUCKER #2

EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE

MOTHERFUCKER #3

MOTHERFUCKER #3

REPOPULATE EARTH

MOTHERFUCKER #4

MOTHERFUCKER #4

ALIMONY SURVIVOR

MOTHERFUCKER #5

MOTHERFUCKER #5

BBQ PHILOSOPHER

MOTHERFUCKER #6

MOTHERFUCKER #6

LAGGING IN LIFE

MOTHERFUCKER #7

MOTHERFUCKER #7

CARPOOL KING

MOTHERFUCKER #8

MOTHERFUCKER #8

DIY DISASTER

MOTHERFUCKER #9

MOTHERFUCKER #9

SLEEP? NEVER HEARD OF IT

MOTHERFUCKER #10

MOTHERFUCKER #10

MID-LIFE RAGER

MERCH COMING SOON...

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